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Topic: What if wrestling stars acted the same way in Jr. high as they do in wrestling ?
Mark from WA
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posted 01-20-2003 04:26 PM
I have too much time on my hands today, so.....
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HoboBrazil
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posted 01-20-2003 04:30 PM
HHH dated the teacher's daughter to get good grades.
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tamalie from MN
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posted 01-20-2003 04:31 PM
The prinicpal is Jack Tunney.
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tamalie from MN
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posted 01-20-2003 04:34 PM
Repo Man keeps stealing kids' bikes and skateboards.[ 01-20-2003, 04:35 PM: Message edited by: tamalie ]
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tamalie from MN
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posted 01-20-2003 04:36 PM
Rob Van Dam was always hanging around the soda machine during lunch break with the "bad kids".
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Mark from WA
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posted 01-20-2003 04:37 PM
Student body president Vince McMahon tries to take over all the other schools.
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Rich Tate
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posted 01-20-2003 04:38 PM
quote: Originally posted by tamalie:Ric Flair comes to school in a robe and the theme from "2001" seems to play whenever he enters the room. Best post of the year, so far... Georgia Wrestling History Ringside Rap
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tamalie from MN
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posted 01-20-2003 04:39 PM
Wade Keller edits the school paper, but instead of news about school plays, the track team's 1st place finish at districts, and the chess team's bake sale, the paper is just a lot of gossip and sarcastic humor pieces.
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Stan Kovic from WA (via BC)
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posted 01-20-2003 04:41 PM
quote: Originally posted by Mark from WA: LMAO !!!!
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tamalie from MN
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posted 01-20-2003 04:42 PM
Thanks Rich.
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Gov't Mule
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posted 01-20-2003 04:42 PM
quote: Originally posted by tamalie:Wade Keller edits the school paper, but instead of news about school plays, the track team's 1st place finish at districts, and the chess team's bake sale, the paper is just a lot of gossip and sarcastic humor pieces. LMAO
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tamalie from MN
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posted 01-20-2003 04:43 PM
Bobby Eaton failed speech and debate class.
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Mark from WA
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posted 01-20-2003 04:44 PM
quote: Originally posted by tamalie:Thanks Rich. ROFLMAO !!!
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Gov't Mule
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posted 01-20-2003 04:44 PM
Lanny Poffo would no doubt have a 4.0 grade average.
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tamalie from MN
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posted 01-20-2003 04:45 PM
Honky Tonk Man was tossed out of band practice for hitting people with his guitars.[ 01-20-2003, 04:49 PM: Message edited by: tamalie ]
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tamalie from MN
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posted 01-20-2003 04:47 PM
David Crockett and Larry Nelson were derided as AV nerds.
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Mark from WA
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posted 01-20-2003 04:47 PM
Tommy Rich:
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Rich Tate
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posted 01-20-2003 04:50 PM
quote: Originally posted by tamalie:Thanks Rich. OK...now that's the best post of the year...Georgia Wrestling History Ringside Rap
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Gov't Mule
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posted 01-20-2003 04:51 PM
Mikey Whipwreck alway gets the snot beat out of him by the school bully, until he finally beats the bully by a fluke.
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tamalie from MN
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posted 01-20-2003 04:51 PM
Dick The Bruiser and The Crusher got sent home from the field trip for having cigars and beer.
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Your Online Shrink
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posted 01-20-2003 04:52 PM
Kurt Angle tells his teacher that the dog ate his homework, and when the teacher does not believe him, he says "It's true! It's damn true!"
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Mark from WA
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posted 01-20-2003 04:53 PM
Dusty Rhodes is playing badminton with Ole vs The Assassins during gym class, when referees Gene & Ivan suddenly.....
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tamalie from MN
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posted 01-20-2003 04:54 PM
Lots of foreign exchange students from Russia, Japan, Germany, and elsewhere at this school...
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tamalie from MN
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posted 01-20-2003 04:55 PM
Andre The Giant passed out after drinking 134 Hi-C drink boxes at lunch.
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Mark from WA
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posted 01-20-2003 04:55 PM
And now I'm trying to picture The Assassins in gym shorts, sneakers & wrestling masks.
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tamalie from MN
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posted 01-20-2003 04:58 PM
We're in 7th grade and it seems like Paul Jones and Jimmy Valiant have hated each other since at least 3rd grade.
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Stan Kovic from WA (via BC)
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posted 01-20-2003 04:59 PM
Scotty Hall paints nWo graffiti all over the school walls.
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Your Online Shrink
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posted 01-20-2003 04:59 PM
Jesse Ventura makes up for lackluster class projects with great presentation speeches.
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Gov't Mule
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posted 01-20-2003 05:00 PM
Referee Nick Patrick somehow always makes bad calls in the other football teams favor.
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chgowolvs44
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posted 01-20-2003 05:01 PM
During lunch, a young Mitsu Arakawa keeps getting detention because whenever he goes to salt his lunch, he keeps throwing some in other kids eyes.[ 01-20-2003, 05:02 PM: Message edited by: chgowolvs44 ]
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tamalie from MN
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posted 01-20-2003 05:01 PM
Shawn Michaels always gets sick or puts up a fuss on the days of important tests and ends up just being given a passing grade.
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Gov't Mule
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posted 01-20-2003 05:01 PM
quote: Originally posted by Stan Kovic:Steve Austin chews out the principal. Feels good after his first dustup with authority figures. Is subsequently suspended after hitting the principal with a Stone Cold Stunner.
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Mark from WA
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posted 01-20-2003 05:03 PM
Jerry Lawler gets teased while wearing his crown out on the playground. He gets mad but doesn't have a strap to pull down, so he drops his pants.
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tamalie from MN
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posted 01-20-2003 05:04 PM
One Man Gang, Kamala, Stan Frazier, King Kong Bundy, and John Tenta all have to go to "health class". Jim Ross is the teacher.
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tamalie from MN
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posted 01-20-2003 05:06 PM
One of the teachers, Mr. Gagne, insists on using text books from 20 years ago.
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Lucky Starr
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posted 01-20-2003 05:06 PM
Tommy Dreamer would eat every bubble gum sticked under the desks.
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tamalie from MN
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posted 01-20-2003 05:08 PM
Every time Tommy Dreamer, Sandman, Sabu, Cactus Jack, Terry Funk, New Jack, and The Dudleys go to Home-Ec, a bloody brawl seems to break out.
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Mark from WA
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posted 01-20-2003 05:09 PM
Vince Russo keeps drawing pictures of naked women during art class.
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Gov't Mule
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posted 01-20-2003 05:10 PM
A riot nearly ensues when unpopular drama class student David Arquette wins class president.
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