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By Paul Herzog
The
toughest thing a booker has to do is to determine who can
carry a push. It’s relatively easy to come up with angles,
to figure out where the company should go and how to get
them there. The big question involves the pecking order
within the organization. Who should be in the main event,
who should have titles, and who should be in the first match
every night? These questions are usually skewed to a certain
extent by backstage politics and personality conflicts.
Other times, like at the WCW Pay-Per-View in Chicago, the
answers are clear – if you’re willing to listen to the
crowd.
If
an active wrestler is doubling as a booker, the results can
be disastrous. Chavo
Guerrero put himself over Ernie
Ladd in Los Angeles, and what was a downhill trend for
that territory turned into an avalanche when the fans
didn’t believe it. I’ve always held that Eric
Embry holds as much responsibility as any other single
person for the collapse of Dallas as a wrestling town. Embry
made himself as the lead babyface and put himself over the
best and the baddest that was available. Eric’s physique
and size didn’t exactly put him across as the toughest guy
in the world, and Dallas was a town built on the backs on
the ass-kickingest professional wrestlers available. The
fans didn’t buy into Embry, and they stopped buying
tickets.
I
was at the Spring Stampede PPV, along with about 14,000
other folks, who came to see what was going to happen in the
culmination of Week 1 in the Bischoff-Russo
era. It’s rare that a company would have the chance to
completely re-define everything. Professional wrestling is a
linear business. Angles take fans from Point A to Point B to
Point C, and typically, that history is kept. WCW is shaking
their Pro Wrestling Etch-a-Sketch upside-down. The pecking
order can be completely reset if they choose to. There is no
history in their mind.
There
is, however, still that fans remembrance of points A, B and
C, and all the years of history that preceded everything to
this point. A good booker will pay attention to what the
fans want. And at Spring Stampede, they wanted Hulk
Hogan, they wanted Diamond
Dallas Page, and they wanted Kevin
Nash. To a lesser extent, they wanted Sting
as well, but it’s been so long since Sting really meant
anything that I don’t blame some people for not caring
about him. The smart marks can talk all day about Billy
Kidman, or Chris Candido, or about Vampiro.
The vast majority at the United Center, the unwashed masses
that buy tickets and tune in faithfully every Monday night,
didn’t want Kidman, Candido or Vampiro. Kidman and Vampiro
had the most spot-filled singles match of the night. The
hardcores who collect tapes and give 5-star ratings probably
loved it. I liked it too. But the fans around me were more
interested in Scott
Steiner v. Wall. They’ve given Billy Kidman everything it should take in
today’s professional wrestling to move to the top of the
hypothetical ladder. He’s hanging with Bischoff and Russo,
he’s got the hottest thing going on his arm, and he’s
the target of Hulk
Hogan’s ire. It’s not working. Why?
The
same can be said for Vampiro, whom I like very much. I like
that his style can adapt to absolutely anyone, I love the
look, and I like that he’s in better condition now than at
any time in his career (he was really skinny in Mexico, for
example). He’s in a big-time program with Sting, and was
given the hottest shot on the PPV, when he came through a
hole in the mat to lay Sting out and cost him the U.S.
title. So why didn’t he get the kind of reaction that was
reserved for a single crutch shot from Kevin Nash?
It’s
a little tougher for me to comment on Chris Candido, and
last night’s reappearance of his valet, Tammy Lynn Sytch. Security was trying (and failing) to quietly
escort a couple of drunks from my section, and sitting on
the aisle, they were standing in front of us the whole
six-man Cruiserweight match. I’ll have to go back and
watch the tape, but I don’t remember Sytch getting any
great heat, even during her catfight with Paisley
(and believe me, I’ll have to watch that on tape again
too). She should have gotten 1000x times the reaction as the
run-in by the returning Wrath
& Brian Adams. Why didn’t that happen?
The
answer to all three of those questions goes back to the
biggest issue facing a booker. What is the pecking order?
The fans will tell you who they want in what roles. They
told WCW last night. And as much as some people might not
want to hear it, they want who they have been wanting for
the last 10 years.
Paul
Herzog has spent far too many hours as a columnist for various
Internet sources, and the Wrestling Lariat newsletter, over
the past six years. He is a systems engineer at Tellabs
in Bolingbrook, Illinois, and is lucky to have a wife that
likes the wrestling business, too. He can be reached at
grapsfan@worldnet.att.net.
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