By Bob Emanuel, Jr.

With a July 1 lockout on the horizon, NBA players will have a long summer to concentrate on their hobbies.

Some vacation on tropical islands, some party and others ... wrestle?

Chicago Bulls and former Detroit Pistons "Bad Boy" Dennis "Rodzilla" Rodman and Utah Jazz power forward Karl "Mailman" Malone will lock up again, this time

without the fear of technical fouls. The duo will be part of World Championship Wrestling’s July 12 pay-per-view, Bash at the Beach in San Diego.

The basketball stars, along with their wrestling counterparts Hollywood Hulk Hogan and Diamond Dallas Page, made an appearance Wednesday on NBC’s

Tonight Show with Jay Leno to promote their match.

"He’s a natural," said Hogan of Rodman during the show.

"I watched him in the playoffs and I watched the big man from the Jazz getting in his face. I watched Rodzilla take him down."

Rodman and Hogan will grapple with the team of Malone and Page in the main event. Rodman, for one, seemed confident.

"How is he going to beat me in the ring, when he couldn’t even beat me on the court?" asked Rodman, who participated in the event as Hogan’s partner last year

in Daytona Beach. "It’s a no-brainer."

symphonic ker-ching! ker-ching! of a massive profit machine.

In everyday Charlotte, though, Flair plays the suburban-Dad counterpoint to his brash on-stage persona. He owns eight gyms, four here in his adopted hometown, where he has lived since 1974. He drives a Mercedes sedan and

wears a Rolex—his third, he points out. Articulate and warm at 49, with his famously flowing white hair cut shoulder-length, Flair is also smaller than his image might suggest, built more like an ordinary aging jock than a 13-time world heavyweight champ.

Now the two faces of Flair are being drawn to one arena, Fulton County Superior Court, in a real-life battle more serious and somber than the arenas Flair has come to personify.

His longtime employer, Atlanta-based World Championship Wrestling, sued Flair in April for breach of contract after he began missing matches.

Flair sued back last month, saying he never signed a contract and had not been shown the esteem he’s due as the "Babe Ruth" of the ring.

"If you don’t have to take it, you shouldn’t, and I just drew the line," Flair said, adopting a third role as put-upon working man. "I had been vented on one too many times."

More than 30 million Americans tune in weekly to the matches of WCW and its rival World Wrestling Federation, the shows consistently drawing top cable and

pay-per-view ratings. The industry—a hybrid of vaudeville, TV’s lowest-common-denominator elements and even, perhaps, a touch of the ancient sport of wrestling—generates more than $1 billion a year from pay per view and merchandising alone. Fans follow it with an almost religious zeal.

For the uninitiated, though, a bit of context might be helpful in appreciating the magnitude of the Flair-WCW rift.

"This would be like the Yankees suing Mickey Mantle," so indelibly linked are Flair and WCW, said Dave Meltzer of California, publisher of the weekly Wrestling Observer newsletter. "Longevity-wise, he’s the longest-ranking

superstar and without question, he’s the greatest performer in the history of the industry."

During performances, like this Monday’s Nitro at the Georgia Dome, wrestlers bellow their taunts and fans shriek their adoration or loathing. Flair is known for

his battle-cry "Whooo!" as much as for his perfectly shaped blond tresses or rhinestone robes.

But the noise is muted in the court dispute. WCW won’t comment. Attorneys seem intent on bringing a little dignity to the brawl by not talking.

"They think they can take me off the air for six months [and be done with me]," Flair said. "Twenty years ago, I was selling out every arena in the southeast United States. I have endured the test of time. I’ve made millions. I’ve spent millions.

"They told me, ‘You’ll have a home here forever—you’re the one-and-only Ric Flair,’ " he said. "Famous last words."

In what’s often called a soap opera for men, Flair’s flamboyant style has served him well as both the "villain" and the "good guy" throughout the decades. Flair twice earned fans’ votes as "Most Hated Wrestler" along with unwavering respect. Since WCW sued him when he stopped performing in April, crowds have chanted "We Want Flair!" during matches featuring other wrestlers.

"A lot of fans have been taking this situation negatively, and they feel he should be treated with a lot more respect than he’s getting from WCW," said Jeff Bunda, 18, who lives just two miles from his hero, hangs Flair posters on his wall and maintains The Temple of the Nature Boy Web site.

Bunda doesn’t fret the lack of competition or suspense; he loves the spectacle.

It’s no different than "predetermined" dramas like the movie "Titanic" or even Shakespeare, he said. "You know that Romeo and Juliet are going to commit suicide. It’s the same principal."

Flair hit it big in wrestling almost from the start. After struggling in college, he stumbled his way into the ring in 1972 and arrived in Charlotte two years later, buying his first Cadillac with his first $1,000 paycheck. A plane crash broke his back in 1975, but Flair was back in the ring six months later.

He taught new lessons in self-promotion as a Cadillac-driving ladies man, "the latest and the greatest, stylin’ and profilin’."

In the last few years, with his four children and businesses growing and bringing demands for new roles, Flair has learned to tone down the antics in real life.

"You can’t go to the bank to get a loan and do the ‘Whoooo,’ " he said.

A courtroom arena is a logical extension of the ring’s pageantry and themes, said Michael R. Ball, author of "Professional Wrestling as Ritual Drama in American

Popular Culture" and a sociology professor at the University of Wisconsin.

Wrestling’s rituals are classic, involving heroes and villains, glory for the good, comeuppance for blowhards—and offering easy reinforcement of audience beliefs in "the system, the way things are, the way they have to be played out," Ball said

In its suit filed April 17, WCW accused Flair of reneging on a three-year, $1.95 million deal, forcing last-minute rewrites of "storylines" that propel the game.

WCW says it had planned to reintroduce the popular "Four Horsemen" group, with Flair as its leader. It says Flair started missing work with an April 9 nationally televised "Thunder" program in Tallahassee - and started talking to the dreaded competition at WWF, which he worked for briefly in the early 90s.

WCW wants at least $2 million in damages, plus legal costs and interest. In Flair’s counter-suit, he says he signed only a non-binding draft to stay at WCW, where he spent his entire career. During contract negotiations, WCW promised "reasonable involvement in the ‘story lines’ " and "legitimate consideration" for his experience and popularity, Flair’s suit says. But the final WCW offer fell far short and Flair refused to sign.

Flair agrees that he missed the April 9 show. But he says he gave notice months in advance that he planned to attend his 10-year-old son’s own national wrestling meet (which the boy later won) in Michigan.

His role had been downplayed, anyway, partly to meet the demands of Terry "Hollywood Hulk" Hogan, whom WCW lured from WWF in the early 1990s.

Further, WCW honcho Eric Bischoff treated Flair, off stage, "in an increasingly hostile, rude, threatening and degrading manner," Flair’s suit says. "Bischoff’s

language toward Mr. Flair is rude, crude and socially unacceptable, even in the world of professional wrestling."

It says Bischoff referred to Flair as "garbage" and threatened to bankrupt and exile him to another country.

Flair’s suit says he talked to rival WWF after it became clear the WCW deal wouldn’t fly. "The furthest thing from my mind was ever wanting to leave WCW," Flair said, adding he would consider returning - on the right terms.

"I don’t know how you put into words ‘mutual respect.’ I did a lot to help that company and have always been a very big supporter of WCW. Then again, that doesn’t mean you get a gold watch. It doesn’t mean anything. But to me it does."

Flair remains a loyalist to the sport. The show. He said he never heard of "storylines" until two years ago and is reluctant to answer whether they extend to the outcomes of matches.

"I heard some weird things about you today," he said. "I heard you went out jogging."

He glanced at the frozen landscape in mock horror.

"Well, yeah, I did," I said.

"Out there?" he said. "In that?" Then he shook his head. "I always thought there was some weird stuff goin’ on inside that head of yours, and now I know."

Which brings me to my point: Five years later, I have company.

Malone took a major step in the direction of weird three weeks ago when he announced he will wrestle July 12 with Diamond Dallas Page in a tag-team affair against

Dennis Rodman and Hulk Hogan.

And so from sea to shining sea, Malone fans are asking the obvious question: What is he THINKING? How could a man who has been a ferocious but dignified performer

in the NBA sink so low? Pro wrestling? Why doesn’t he just become a carnival barker?

For someone who is all business in basketball — no trash-talking, no rim-hanging, no multicolored hair — to step into the ring is as strange as it gets.

Still, as one who has done a few weird things myself, for no apparent reason, I can only reiterate what I said that day in Detroit: Why not?

What’s wrong with Malone goofing around in the off-season? What’s wrong with carving out a second career? If I could get, say, $1 million for a side job I’d mud wrestle a porcupine. I’d mud wrestle Dennis Rodman.

Make that $2 million.

This is a man who has repeatedly said he looks forward to the day his basketball career ends. A man who is clearly tiring of the grinding 100-game seasons. Why not

change gears?

The most common remark I hear is that Malone will hurt his image by participating in an obviously bogus sporting event. But Muhammad Ali ended his boxing career

fighting a Japanese kick-boxer and it didn’t change his status as a fighter. He still lit the torch at the Atlanta Games, is still regarded as "The Greatest." Michael Jordan didn’t diminish his basketball status by taking two years off to try baseball. Failing at baseball won’t keep him out of the Basketball Hall of Fame, I promise. Joe Louis embarrassed himself doing exhibition fights at the end of his boxing career, but that was because he

continued doing something long past his prime. Even so, he’s still considered one of the greatest fighters ever.

The only way Malone can truly embarrass himself is if he stays in basketball long after his skills have failed, or if he gets in trouble with the law.

The final concern I keep hearing is: "What if he gets hurt?" So when was the last time you saw someone actually get hurt in pro wrestling? I’m not talking about that silly, punch-drunk look they all give after being slammed into one of the ring posts. I’m talking about actually being hurt. Malone’s in more danger wrestling his kids.

Malone has always been underpaid by superstar standards. Hehas lived in a smaller market and missed some of the endorsement deals he would otherwise have received. Why not cash in on wrestling? He isn’t carrying guns, dealing drugs, driving drunk or beating up his wife. He’s doing it for the same reasons people appear on "Family Feud" — money, attention and fun.

People have done silly things for much less than what Malone’s getting. I once let Thurl Bailey talk me into demonstrating how to shoot free throws at his camp. Not only was it embarrassing, I didn’t even get paid. I almost sang a few bars of "New York, New York" for the Cougar Club on a dare.

Malone has done little if any self-promoting over the years. Why not promote himself as a wrestler? This isn’t a broken-down basketball player, hanging on to the game long after his prime. It’s the second-best player in the sport taking advantage of his notoriety. It’s no less dignified than Michael Jordan starring in a cartoon or Grant Hill hawking French fries. And it’s more dignified than throwing people through bar windows like Charles Barkley.

I’m all in favor of the Mailman getting in the ring. I want to see him smash a chair over Rodman’s head and twist his neck in the ropes. I want to see Hulk Hogan toss Malone out of the ring.

So go ahead, Mailman, do your job. Threaten Rodzilla with a tire iron. Tear your shirt off in mock rage. Flop on the mat like a fish out of water while the Hulkster twists

your leg. The worst that can happen is a case of cauliflower ear. From one slightly strange guy to another, I say start the match.

Earlier that afternoon, Austin had exercised an option on his contract to demand a return match the following night for his title. And he went out and made the best of it.

Now that leaves three men—the Undertaker, Kane and Mankind—who feel they are the No. 1 contender for the WWF strap. Vince McMahon needs to come up with a solution before SummerSlam, and it could all come to a head this Monday night.

Rumors have it that McMahon could be signing a three-way dance on Raw to decide who will get the shot at Austin. To make matters even more confusing, Austin will go for surgery on his right elbow this week to take care of that staph infection that landed him in the hospital just days before losing to Kane at the King of the Ring, and all four of these man will face off in a tag match at the next In Your House. And we now hear rumors that Paul Bearer may have yet another brother to shake things up even further.

Prediction for the rest of the summer: Look for the Undertaker and Kane to join forces right after Austin vs. Undertaker at SummerSlam.

RETURN TO GLORY? Longtime manager of the Legion of Doom Paul Ellering made his return to the WWF Monday night and promptly turned on the former champs, becoming the manager of the DOA. We hear that the LOD turned aside Sunny to take on Ellering and are without

a manager. There’s a good possibility that Ellering is going against the LOD because of the way they left him out to dry a few years back, but there’s also a possibility he’s doing this just to get the fire back into Animal and Hawk and another reunion is on the horizon.

RATINGS: It has come to the point where a live Nitro has no shot at beating a live Raw. This week the live Raw received a 5.2 first hour and a 5.6 second for a 5.4 far above the (4.4, 4.0, 3.8) 4.1 total for the WCW offering in the national Nielsen ratings.

HEARD AROUND THE RING: Bret Hart will be getting a shot at Booker T and the WCW TV title at the Bash at the Beach show in hopes that wearing a belt will get him a shot at Hogan a little quicker. ... The bad idea award goes to Eric Bischoff for all but dropping the WCW tag-team

division. It will be coming back, and the biggest players could be the new team of Hart and the Giant.

They’d spend a few hours watching, cheering and

jeering "Cowboy" Bill Watts, Dr. X, Fritz Von Erich and others, then head home.

This was pro wrestling—or rasslin’ as he puts it—at its finest, well worth the four-hour journey along Interstate 20.

"I remember watching those guys back then and saying to myself, ‘Gosh, that’s what I want to do,’" Malone said recently.

Flash forward to January 1998, at the Compaq Center in

Houston. As Malone’s Utah Jazz was blowing away the host Rockets, teammates Chris Morris and Bryon Russell

elbowed Malone as he relaxed on the bench about a mysterious fan sitting four rows behind the Utah bench.

It was none other than Diamond Dallas Page, of World Championship Wrestling (WCW) fame, sporting a rockerlike mop of sandy blond hair and skin-tight black shirt and pants and, of course, alligator-skin cowboy boots.

"At first, I was surprised he was there. Then, to show my appreciation for him, for what he’s done in his profession, I flashed him his Diamond Cutter sign," during a timeout, said Malone. The friendship was born. It was solidified a month later, when DDP was Malone’s special guest at the NBA All-Star Game in New York.

"The tie between me and DDP is that we just have so much in common," Malone said. "At the All-Star Game, we just talked about stuff in general, not his profession or mine. It’s pretty awesome when you know a person, and

know that their work habits and what they believe in, are the same as yours."

Flash forward once more, to the NBA Finals. Chicago’s bad boy, Dennis Rodman, skipped practice one day to attend—and participate in—WCW’s "Monday Nitro," live on TNT. Rodman, with his partner "Hollywood" Hulk

Hogan, repeatedly "chaired" DDP from behind.

Then, in Game 6 of the Finals, Malone celebrated a joyous Jazz moment with DDP’s Diamond Cutter sign.

Certainly you can see the battle lines forming. Sure enough, even before the Finals ended, Malone formally entered his dream world. Malone has joined forces with DDP to battle Rodman and Hogan in the main event of "The Bash at the Beach" pay-per-view, set for tomorrow at San Diego State’s Cox Arena.

"This has been a dream, having been a wrestling fan since way back," Malone said. "You’ve got to realize, I’ve watched DDP and wrestling in general forever, so getting to team up with him is awesome.

"I have always wanted to be in the entertainment business and, if I’m looking to do movies or entertainment (in the future), what greater opportunity to start off than at this extreme?

"To me, this (wrestling match) is just like I tried out for the lead role in my first action-packed movie—and got it.

"You know, it’s OK for people to do things that they want to do. So many times in life you’re concerned about what other people will say, but I think the most important thing is, what do you want? What will make you happy?"

Malone, who just completed his 13^th NBA season, has one year remaining on his contract. Then what? Wrestling full time?

Sounds good to him.

"I figure I can play, at this level, another four years. But, if I work something out with WCW, I definitely, definitely" would pursue wrestling full time post-NBA, Malone said.

Malone’s road to the San Diego match stopped several times in WCW’s hometown, Atlanta, for lessons at the WCW Power Plant, the training center for future Hulkamaniacs.

Malone spent the last weekend in June at the Power Plant, then a few days last week practicing his moves, starting with the simple lock-up. Malone figures he crammed three months of training into about three days.

DDP guided the sessions, with help from fellow wrestlers Billy Kidman, Chris Kanyon and "Wrath." Malone practiced clotheslines, body-slamming foes and simply running the ropes.

"Before I started practicing the moves, I had no idea what to expect, not a clue," Malone said. "Well, my appreciation is so much different because I have now been inside a ring. I didn’t just show up at the pay-per-view and say, ‘OK, here I am, world.’

"I’m not trying to come into wrestling and take something away from the regular wrestlers, because I respect what they do; they are incredible athletes."

Malone admitted he was eager to meet many of the WCW and New World Order (NWO) superstars, such as The Giant, Bill Goldberg, Sting, "Macho Man" Randy Savage, Kevin Nash and Scott Hall, among others. If only to

express his admiration toward them, just as they offer to him. And, of course, snag a personalized autographed photo from each.

"I’ll tell you what woke me up to what these guys go through," Malone said. "When I was just starting my training, Dallas said, ‘I want you to appreciate this sport, so stand right here and kick your feet out and land flat on the mat.’

When I did that, it woke me up. "What I’m doing now, wrestling, for me, is like being a kid in a candy store,

for real. By being involved in pro wrestling, I want the world to know that, yes, it is OK to be a superstar in another profession, and still pursue another love.

"These wrestlers are incredible athletes who work their butts off in the weight room. If you don’t believe it, I challenge anyone to go to and make it through the Power Plant training center. I guarantee you that, after that, you’ll leave with a different attitude."

State’s Cox Arena tomorrow afternoon at 4.

San Diego, after all, is the hometown of the reigning NCAA wrestling heavyweight champion, Stephen Neal.

Malone and Rodman you know about. They’re multimillionaire NBA players raking in even more riches to act out their scripted material. Neal is a name many of you probably don’t know. The San Diego High grad, who was 39-0 en route to his NCAA title in March as a Cal State

Bakersfield junior, competes in a sport not only underappreciated by the sporting public, but under attack by Title IX cutbacks that force colleges to balance their men’s and women’s programs.

And that is the sad irony of the WCW’s popularity and profitability in this day and age.

College wrestling is struggling to survive, with the number of schools funding programs dropping from 788 in 1982 to 247 last year. One of those 541 schools to cut wrestling is San Diego State, in whose campus arena Malone and Rodman will stage their pay-per-view TV event.

San Diego State axed wrestling in 1993 because of Title IX. This move came shortly after Quincey Clark—a Lincoln High grad and now a member of the U.S. Greco-Roman World Championships team that competes next month in Sweden—had earned All-America honors for the Aztecs at the 1992 NCAA meet.

At Bakersfield, Neal and his teammates were forced to file a lawsuit to prevent their university from cutting the sport because of Title IX. The battle is still working its way through the federal court system.

That Malone and Rodman—athletes who worked hard and now reap financial rewards beyond comprehension in the NBA—would participate in this farce adds to the indignity heaped upon college wrestlers in an Olympic

sport that dates back to the Greeks.

And for some perverse reason, pro wrestling—a carnival sideshow until TV generated its current popularity—is more popular and profitable than ever.

Hulk Hogan is better known and deposits bigger paychecks than Bruce Baumgartner, a four-time Olympic medalist who works as wrestling coach at Edinboro University of Pennsylvania.

We can’t expect the public to know better. P.T. Barnum said, "There’s a sucker born every minute." H.L. Mencken said, "No one ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public."

But Malone and Rodman not only should know better, they should care.

Well, at least we should be able to expect such reasonable thought from Malone.

This smells worse than a 96-54 basketball game, Karl. Remember Game 3 of the NBA Finals?

We won’t ask Neal to make a case for himself. That would be like asking Malone and Rodman to sit on the sidelines while they watch players from a 6-foot-and-under league profit from basketball games played on 8-foot baskets.

But Poway High wrestling coach Wayne Branstetter, a member of the National Wrestling Hall of Fame in Stillwater, Okla., has an opinion. He has no doubts about how the 6-foot-5, 250-pound Neal—son of a former

college basketball player—would fare against Malone and Rodman.

"If Neal were to get into a real wrestling match with those guys, they wouldn’t stand a chance," Branstetter said. "They’d get crunched. I’ll tell you what, if Neal played Malone and Rodman one-on-one in basketball, he’d stand a better chance in basketball against them than they would against him in wrestling."

There have been Olympic wrestlers who have thrown down the gauntlet at pro wrestlers. One is Jeff Blatnick, the 1984 Olympic Greco-Roman heavyweight gold medalist.

Blatnick cried in a TV interview after his gold medal match, saying, "I’m a happy dude!"

"Rowdy Roddy Piper mocked me and said he wouldn’t cry if he won a gold medal," said Blatnick, now an ESPN wrestling commentator. "I challenged both him and Hulk Hogan, but I never heard from them."

Blatnick, who says he has had 5-year-olds ask him if he could beat Hulk Hogan, recognizes that many in the public will never come to understand the difference between his noble sport and the TV circus.

"I’d rather build bridges now than burn them like I would in my brazen youth,"

Blatnick said. "I wish they would do something for our sport instead of just stealing our name. I think they could really help our sport if they’d give something back, but that might mean educating the public. I’m not sure they want the public to be educated."
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After having his desire deflated in World Championship Wrestling, he came close to hanging up the boots.

"Of course, you get frustrated with injuries," Lynn said, "but the politics are really what put a damper on the business for me. It doesn’t matter how good you are. It’s

who you know."

Out of WCW, Lynn received a tryout with the World Wrestling Federation in September, wrestling Taka Michinoku. He thought about becoming a stunt man,

working in the Orlando area for Universal Studios and any other TV or movie productions.

Then ECW entered the picture. A strong independent group based in Philly, ECW, the trendsetters for American pro wrestling in the 90s, breathed new life into Lynn.

Like so many others buried by organizations, ECW has allowed Lynn to display his skills and talents.

"It’s not so political in ECW, not politically controlled," Lynn said. "You have more freedom. You can get away with a lot more during your matches and stuff."

Lynn’s idea to wear a mask and outfit, resembling the Power Rangers, caught the attention of WCW officials a couple of years ago.

"At the time, the Power Rangers were so popular that I thought it could be marketed for the kids," said Lynn, then known as Mr. J.L. "They (WCW) liked it.

They said it was what they were looking for."

Unfortunately, two injuries sidelined Lynn before he could really start marketing himself in WCW. He broke his arm against Dean Malenko, one of the best technical wrestlers in the biz, and missed three months of action.

A month after his return, Lynn broke his foot on a WCW tour in conjunction with New Japan. Earlier in his career, in 1990, Lynn started feuding with the Lightning Kid (a.k.a. X-Pac of Degeneration-X in the WWF). It turned into an epic 2-year battle which started the ball rolling for both.

Lynn then wrestled a few months in Memphis for the late great Eddie Gilbert, before making the move to Global in Dallas for Joe Pedicino. Lynn rekindled his feud with the Lightning Kid, but this time they received national exposure on a weekly basis on cable sports channel ESPN.

Both sparked interest from Universal in Japan. Pro wrestling is front page news in Japan. Lynn and the Lightning Kid buried the hatchet and became a successful tag team at Universal, winning the PWA tag team belts.

Lynn is 5-foot-8, 190 pounds, and you can catch every inch and pound flying through the halls of ECW, creating one outstanding aerial attack.

After spending three years in track and gymnastics at Koon Rapids High School, Lynn made a move to Woodcrest Baptist Academy High, in the suburbs of Minneapolis. Koon Rapids did not offer wrestling, but Woodcrest did, and Lynn decided to give it a shot.

A fast learner, he capped off an unbelievable debut, his senior season, by winning state and national titles at 132 pounds in 1981.

"My coach couldn’t figure it out," Lynn said. "It was only my first year of wrestling, and he was kind of shocked I won state. Then, at nationals, I beat the guy in the semifinal round, and he said, ‘I just don’t get it. It looks like they’re about to put you down, and you somehow end up on top of them.""

Lynn attributes his gymnast background to his success on the mat.

"I would use everyone’s balance against them," Lynn said. "They would push so far, and I would squirm out of it.

Through his father, Lynn grew up watching roller derby and pro wrestling in Minneapolis, the old AWA, spearheaded by the legendary Verne Gagne.

A bad shoulder injury during his community college days ended his amateur wrestling career. Lynn married young and joined a men’s rec soccer league.

A friend of Lynn’s ex-wife dated a wrestler, Zolov Ustonov, working for Gagne. He introduced Lynn to Ed Sharkey, a pro wrestling trainer, in 1986.

"At the time, I knew I was too small," said Lynn, who currently stands 5-foot-8 and weighs 190 pounds. "I hadn’t worked out since high school. I knew I wasn’t ready for it, so I started working out at the gym."

Lynn installed telephone cable before turning his attention to pro wrestling. He began training under the direction of former Olympic and pro wrestler Brad Rheingans, three hours a day, four days a week for three straight months in

Minneapolis.

"When you first go to camp and you actually start learning the holds, hitting the ropes and doing arm drags and stuff, it’s a lot harder than it looks," Lynn said.

"The true professionals make it look like it’s so easy, but it is unbelievably difficult." He continued: "To me, wrestling takes anything every other sport takes put together. You’ve got to have good conditioning, strength, balance, coordination, timing, everything."

Lynn has come a long way from his first match, a tag match against the dreaded Terminators, with Jim Cook’s independent IWA, just outside the city lines of

Minneapolis.

Lynn has faced the best during his career. His list of top wrestlers include Brad Armstrong, Ric Flair, Arn Anderson, Shane Douglas, Eddie Guerrero, Chris Benoit, Chris Candido and Al Snow.

Extreme Championship Wrestling returns 8 p.m., July 24 to the War Memorial Auditorium, 701 NE 12^th Ave. in Fort Lauderdale. See Bam Bam Bigelow, Chris Candido, Beulah, Sabu, the Dudley Boys, Taz, Justin Credible, Tommy Dreamer, New Jack, Rob Van Dam, Francine, Little Guido and Jerry Lynn. Ticket prices are $20 and $10.

For ticket information, call TicketMaster 954-523-3309, 305-358-5885, 561-966-3309 or the War Memorial Auditorium at 954-761-5380.

ECW will also invade Expo Park, July 25 in Tampa and the Agricultural Center, July 26 in Kissimmee.

Jerry Lynn will face Rob Van Dam in the co-main event of a NWA All Star Wrestling card, Aug. 5 at the Sanford Civic Center, 401 E. Seminole Blvd. in Sanford. Sabu also battles Hack Myers.

Because, from here in San Diego, America’s Finest City and, today, the core of pro wrestling’s universe, playing host to the WCW’s latest pay-per-spew extravaganza, "Bash At The Beach," starring Hollywood Hogan, Diamond Dallas Page, Dennis Rodman and . . . uh-huh . . .

K-Ka-Kar M-Ma-Mal . . . well, you know who, along with an undercard loaded with a bunch of circuit regs, most of whom look like steroided-up members of outdated rock bands such as 38 Special, Twisted Sister and KISS, we find ourselves badly in search of, badly in need of, open minds.

Actually, closed minds might be better.

Utter ignorance wouldn’t hurt.

It is not an easy thing, opening your mind to scripted stupidity, to absolute moronic behavior, to complete idiocy.

Let us try. Karl Malone wants us to try. He likes pro wrestling, he thinks it’s cool.

And, when you don’t think about it, is it really so awful that the best power forward ever, the cornerstone of the Utah Jazz for more than a decade, now is placing himself and his reputation on the same level as guys named "Big Sexy" and "Psychosis"?

Anybody really see a problem with Malone bashing chairs over the necks of crazed lunatics decked out in black bandanas, face paint and spandex pants, with him throwing headlocks on goons in pay-per-view promos, with him participating in and collecting million-dollar paychecks for pseudo-wrestling matches that have as much truth in them as an episode of "The Young and The Restless"?

C’mon and dumb down.

Lower.

How low can you go?

Anybody really concerned over the fact that Malone appeared with today’s tag-team partner DDP at a WCW event two weeks ago, sneaking up on Hogan, today’s opponent (along with Rodman), while the veteran

wrestler spouted off in the ring until Malone suddenly dropped Hogan with a couple of quick forearms to the face and, then, during a bogus interview promoting today’s event actually attempted to . . . act?

Said Malone: "Rodman, I’m going to whip you like . . . like Madonna should have! I’m serious!"

True, the exchange was pathetic and embarrassing, especially coming from a man who constantly cries out for respect as, like he always puts it, "a true professional athlete." Still, if bad acting were criminal, the entire cast

themselves fans must shut down their reasonable thought processes to enjoy the buffoonery and mindless hype, to sacrifice $30 for pay-per-view or $50 for seats at the arena, to check their brain cells at the door, to laugh at the

clowns in the ring.

So, go ahead, open your minds, Jazz fans. Laugh.

It’s OK. It’s fun.

By David Casstevens

Maybe you’ve noticed the trend.

Sports are beginning to resemble pro wrestling.

Mike Tyson bites off a man’s ear. Didn’t George "The Animal" Steele do that to Randy Savage, or was it vice versa?

Roberto Alomar and Bill Romanowski. Their spitting incidents call to mind Nikolai Volkoff and the "Iron Sheik." In their hey-day, the tag-team partners would rooster-strut around the ring and conclude every interview by grabbing the microphone and boasting, "Russia Number 1! Iran Number 1!. . .USA?" They spat—ptoooey—enraging every red-blooded American.

P.J. Carlesimo was lucky. According to witnesses, Latrell Sprewell only choked his coach. Sprewell was restrained before he could deliver a leg dropand grab a folding chair.

Pro wrestling is the theater of the absurd. I’ll never forget attending one of those mat extravaganzas staged in a football stadium. The featured villain was Kamala, the Ugandan Giant.

Kamala stood 6 feet 6 and weighed more than Oliver Miller, at least 400 pounds. The actor was faithful to the offensive stereotype of an African chieftan in an old Tarzan movie.

Kamala wore a leopard-skin loin cloth and a witch-doctor’s mask, probably purchased at Pier 1. A yellow half moon was painted on his giant belly. Of course, he carried a spear.

According to Kamala’s manager, Skandor Akbar, who identified himself as an Arab from a family of unlimited wealth, the Ugandan Giant was largely untamed, which explained Akbar’s riding crop. "He’s a savage," Akbar warned, "and I want to keep him that way."

In the ring, the glowering giant had his way with his opponent. Kamala repeatedly grabbed Terry Gordy by his underarm and squeezed mightly, causing Gordy to drop to his knees and whimper for mercy. As the crowd booed, Kamala grinned a toothless grin. He patted his enormous belly. Gordy retaliated, biting Kamala on the forehead.

Wrestling is a farce, but at least one could separate the actors from the athletes in professional sports. Not anymore. Today, in San Diego, two NBA stars will battle one another in a tag-team event billed as the "Bash at the Beach." The pay-per-view event sounds like a Don King production. (Today the line between boxing and wrestling is blurred).

In the main event, Hulk Hogan and Dennis Rodman will take on "Diamond" Dallas Page and Karl Malone.

Rodman’s involvement isn’t surprising. But why is Malone party to this low comedy? The Utah Jazz wonders. Surely, he doesn’t need the money.

It just gets worse

Rodman has adopted a stage name. Rodzilla. Malone is the Mauler.The men who battled each other in the NBA Finals dutifully promoted the event on TV, with the soft-spoken Malone trying out his new persona before the cameras.

Malone said of Rodman, "Him and his little coward friend (Hogan) will get beat in the ring."

Worse, Malone promoted the match during the NBA championship, forming the "Diamond Cutter" sign with his hands. The Diamond Cutter is Diamond Dallas Page’s signature hold. By all accounts, when properly executed, the hold renders a man defenseless. It’s deadlier than the Siberian spleen clamp.

You sigh and wonder. Is this where sports are headed? Star athletes behaving like wrestlers, and in some cases, pretending to be wrestlers themselves? If NBA players are shameless enough to share the stage that has given us Mr. Moto, the Undertakerand "Nature Boy" Rick Flair, how about the league whose first-year marketing campaign was "We Got Next"? Will WNBA players follow suit?

last-minute, dirty entrance from their bodyguard.

After the Utah Jazz’s Malone delivered a series of head butts to the Chicago Bulls’ Rodman and Hogan, the sellout crowd of 12,000 began screaming "Hogan sucks!" That’s when the team’s beefy bodyguard entered the ring.

After Page entered the ring for Malone, the unidentified bodyguard quickly slammed Page into the canvas. Hogan pounded Page with finishing blows to a referee’s count.

Hogan and Rodman were declared winners of World Championship Wrestling’s "Bash at the Beach."

But a defiant Malone disagreed with the result. He grabbed the referee around his neck and slammed him into the canvas. He then spit at a crowd that had gathered around Hogan and Rodman and left the ring at San Diego

State University’s Cox Arena while flashing Page’s trademark diamond symbol with his hands.

Lisa Padgett, 26, said her husband, John, 26, begged her to come to the match with him.

"I got talked into it, that’s how come I’m here," she said as fireworks launched from the beach clouded the air with smoke, sand and sparks. "He watches it like four times a week on television. I don’t watch it at home, but it’s awesome here."

The Padgetts paid $125 each for ringside seats one day before the match.

Malone and Page were wearing purple latex pants. Rodman sauntered into the ring with a bandana on his head to hide his latest hair color—or perhaps lack of hair. The bandana stayed in place throughout the tussle.

"Dennis dances to a different tune," said Hogan, who worked out daily with Rodman in preparation for the match. "This is a forum where he can achieve and perform to his utmost. Dennis can get into the ring and do what he does best."

It isn’t the first time Rodman has teamed up with Hogan for a chance to thump on grown men and not get booted or fined for it. But this time he brought Malone, his NBA rival, into the fray.

Representatives for World Championship Wrestling, a subsidiary of Turner Broadcasting System, Inc., planned to pay Malone and Rodman for the pay-per-view cable TV match, but they wouldn’t say how much.

As for Rodman and Hogan, they tag teamed last July in Florida for Rodman’s wrestling debut, and after Game 3 of the NBA Finals this year, the two paired for a World Championship Wrestling event in Auburn Hills, Mich.

Rodman skipped practice, was fined, and the Bulls went on to beat Malone and the Jazz for their sixth title.

"Malone," Hogan snarled, "the guy that already is a loser on and off the court."

However, Malone vowed to hand-cancel Rodman with the help of Page. For Malone, it’s living out his boyhood dream to "wrassle" with the big guys.

"Him and his little coward friend will get beat in the ring," Malone predicted earlier in the week of his rumble with Rodman.

Hogan said the only plan of attack he and Rodman had for Malone and Page was to "romp and stomp them."

"We’re going to go ahead and embarrass Mr. Clean Cut," Hogan said. Malone, who weighs 254 pounds to

Rodman’s 248, said he wasn’t worried about an injury jeopardizing his hoops career.

He said the Jazz didn’t agree with many of the things he likes to do, like riding motorcycles, but he has to live his own life. Besides, he didn’t plan on getting hurt.

As for Rodman, he said he does whatever he wants.

And Hogan said wrestling allows Rodman to be as bad as the crowd wants him to be.

"I think he likes it a lot better," Hogan said, noting that if Rodman tires of criticism in the NBA, he always has a place in professional wrestling and could probably make more money doing it.

It was bizarre.

"Bash at the Beach," the World Championship Wrestling event that lured Karl Malone from the hardwood into the buffoonery of professional wrestling, teamed him with Diamond Dallas Page against Hollywood Hogan and Chicago Bulls forward Dennis Rodman, for a paycheck of $900,000. It turned into what everyone presumed it would be—a bogus, scripted embarrassment for the Jazz’s marquee player, long on melodrama, short on truth.

Ultimately, the bad guys—Rodman and Hogan—won, by cheating, naturally. A wrestling friend of Hogan’s, known as "The Disciple," sneaked into the ring to interfere, allowing Hogan to pin Page. Then, Malone went berserk, throwing everyone in sight, including the referee—no, not Dick Bavetta—to the floor. He made like Moe, conking Larry’s (Hogan’s) and Curly’s (Rodman’s) heads together. Alas, his team finished second—again, amid a din of smoke and controversy.

What else could be expected for a WCW extravaganza, featuring participants who snorted at each other . . . who wore black bandanas and face paint . . . who climbed out of the ring midmatch to pull out tire irons and chain saws to aid their cause . . . who plied their trade in front of fans who carried signs that read: "I’ve got chunks of guys like Rodman in my stool."

No wonder spectacle replaced sport at a sold-out Cox Arena at San Diego State. Fiction overran fact. Soap opera invaded SportsCenter. Humor pile-drove honor.

And lunacy reigned.

During numerous undercard matches, the performers, many of whom looked like mutant leftovers from the post-nuclear-war age, bit each other in the butt, shaved their opponent’s head, punched each other in the nether regions, slammed chairs over one another’s necks, all to the blaring sounds of exploding fireworks and disco music and the constant, incessant booing from fans, most

of whom seemed to be enjoying the happenings all the more thanks in large part to the excess of their cold beverages.

The crowd tolerated the goofiness of wrestler Chavo Guerrero, who showed up in the ring with inflatable water toys, and got whipped by opponent Eddy Guerrero, but they seemed to truly relish the violence, no matter how stupid or simulated. They cheered every headlock, every choke hold, every hair yank. The place went into delirium when a humongous wrestler known simply as "Giant," crushed part-time NFL defensive lineman/part-time wrestler Kevin Greene across his knee and into the bouncing mat, winning a lopsided match.

The crowd also engaged in a shouting match with Utah Jazz forward Antoine Carr, who sat ringside in support of his teammate enduring chants of "Utah sucks, Utah sucks." Big Dawg, who at one point had to be restrained, woofed back at all of them, including a man holding a sign that trumpeted: "Wrestling is fake."

Said Carr: "I love this scene."

Jazz teammate Bryon Russell lurked more anonymously.

When so-called world champion Bill Goldberg, a hulking mass of humanity who flunked out of the NFL, tossed Curt Hennig around like a bag of dry cement, working the crowd into a frothing, drooling frenzy, it was time for the

main event. It was into such unfettered insanity at Cox Arena, 11,000 people yelling "Goldberg, Goldberg," that Malone, Page, Hogan and Rodman strode.

Their match consisted mostly of Malone and Rodman proving that they cannot wrestle, cannot even pretend to wrestle. Malone got in some nice body slams, taking down Hogan repeatedly. But the man formerly known as "The

Hulkster" got his phony shots in on Malone, too. Rodman landed a few fake elbows. Malone flailed around. All four performers spat at each other, then, the end came.

Not before boos broke out and the crowd chanted: "Boring . . . Boring . . . Boring."

Many of the maniacal fans on hand were not thrilled to see Malone trespassing in their odd realm. In fact, some consider big-name mainstream athletes, despite the attention they bring pro wrestling, impure interlopers who

have intruded into their closed world.

"These guys show up for one night and, just because they play basketball, they think they can steal the glory from the guys who work hard to get to this level, the real wrestlers," said Dave Brooks, 16, of Yuma, Ariz., who traveled to San Diego with his brother, Daniel, and his father, Jim Norton, a conductor for the Union-Pacific Railroad. "I’m a Hogan guy. I hope Karl gets leg-dropped five times. And never comes back to wrestling. Never. He should stay on the basketball court and try to win an NBA title instead of a WCW championship."

Although Malone was at times barraged by the aforementioned "Utah sucks" chants from the crowd, some applauded the Jazz forward’s involvement.

Matt Jacobs, a 22-year-old Marine corporal stationed at San Diego’s Miramar Air Station, was happy to have the Mailman aboard. In fact, he saw the NBA Finals as merely an orchestrated run-up to Sunday’s match, especially the

Game 6 scrum performed—and scripted, according to Jacobs—by Rodman and Malone.

"That makes it that much better that they took time out from their jobs to help promote this show tonight. It was a good idea. Everybody saw how they were at each other all series, and, now, we get to see what happens next."

We saw what happened next.

A contrived, clownish, choreographed wrestling event that seemed more like synchronized swimming on steroids than anything remotely resembling competitive sport.

"At least Malone outperformed Rodman tonight," said Andy Leetham, 18, of Sandy, who came with friends to San Diego to watch the Bash. "But maybe Karl should stick to basketball. He probably regrets wrestling here. Basketball is his thing.

Hogan pinned Page, with the assist to the Disciple, formerly the wrestler known as Brutus the Barber Beefcake.

Hogan felt the "Bang" when Page hit the Diamond cutter. Rodman tried to save Hogan, but Malone then caught Rodman with the Diamond cutter. As idiot referee

Charles Robinson checked Malone and Rodman instead of counting Hogan down, the Disciple jumped into the ring and gave Page a Diamond cutter. Disciple quickly

rolled Hogan atop Page for the victory.

Following the match, Malone delivered a Diamond cutter on the ref. That makes Hogan and Rodman 1-1. Last year at Bash at the Beach in Daytona Beach, Lex Luger and the Giant beat Hogan and Rodman.

Other results: Raven pinned Saturn. Kanyon interfered, setting up a possible triple threat match.

Juventud Guerrera pinned Kidman.

Stevie Ray beat Chavo Guerrero Jr. by submission. Chavo had to face Ray before battling uncle Eddie Guerrero in a hair vs. hair match. With Eddie waiting near

ringside holding scissors and a huge advantage, Guerrero Jr. out-smarted his uncle once again.

When the bell rang, Chavo offered his hand to Ray in a show of sportsmanship. Chavo quickly grabbed the hand of a confused Ray. Chavo began withering in pain

from the impromptu handshake and quit. Chavo saved himself for Eddie. He called Eddie to the ring for their hair vs. hair match. Eddie had the last laugh, pinning his wacky nephew. Chavo made the most of the situation, shaving his own head. He enjoyed it—much to the chagrin of uncle Eddie.

Konan pinned Disco Inferno. Lex Luger racked Alex Wright, and Nash sent Disco hard to the mat with a power bomb.

The Giant pinned Kevin Greene.

Rey Misterio Jr. pinned Chris Jericho to become the new WCW Cruiserweight champion. Jericho wore his top hat, carried a cane and prepared for some soft shoe and song, before Jo Jo Dillon informed him of his opponent. After the match, Dean Malenko chased Jericho to the back. Behind the curtain, Arn Anderson blocked Jericho until Malenko caught up.

Booker T. beat Bret Hart by DQ to retain the WCW TV title. Hart nailed Booker T. with a chair and wrapped his legs around the pole with a figure four.

Thursday, June 1, 1939 Griffith Stadium (rained out)

Friday, June 2, 1939 Griffith Stadium (rained out)

Saturday, June 3, 1939 Griffith Stadium 1,200

Jim Londos beat Golden Terror 37:30 (world title defense), Clara Mortensen beat Betty Bowman, Pete Managoff beat Nanjo Singh DQ, Dropkick Murphy drew Jack Hader, Jules Strongbow beat Hank Metheny, Jim Clinstock beat Roy Graham

Thursday, June 15, 1939 Griffith Stadium 700

Laverne Baxter beat Jim Clinstock 31:00 (referee Casey Berger worked this card and most of the others throughout the summer), Chief Chewacki drew Jules Strongbow, Tiger Joe Marsh beat Tex Hammer, Pete Managoff beat Ernie Powers, Jack Hader beat Hank Metheny

Thursday, June 22, 1939 Turner’s Arena

Thursday, June 29, 1939 Turner’s Arena

Thursday, July 6, 1939 Turner’s Arena 1,400

Jack Hader beat Nanjo Singh, Laverne Baxter beat Hank Metheny, Bibber McCoy beat Jim Clinstock, Red Ryan beat Angelo Leone, Tom Mahoney beat Pete Managoff

Thursday, July 13, 1939

Nanjo Singh beat Laverne Baxter, Jim Clinstock beat Red Ryan, Pete Managoff drew Bibber McCoy (sub for Leone), Jack Hader beat Bibber McCoy, Rudy Strongberg beat Ernie Powers

Thursday, July 20, 1939

Nanjo Singh beat Jack Hader, Jim Clinstock beat Red Ryan, Bibber McCoy drew Pete Managoff, Rudy Strongberg beat Ernie Powers, Raoul Lopez beat Angelo Leone

Thursday, July 27, 1939

Nanjo Singh beat Jim Clinstock 17:00, Bibber McCoy beat Raoul Lopez, Rudy Strongberg beat Hank Metheny, Red Ryan beat Chief Chewacki, Pete Managoff drew Maurice LaChappelle

Thursday, August 3, 1939

Nanjo Singh beat Red Ryan 22:00, Bibber McCoy beat Hank Metheny, Rudy Strongberg beat Tom Mahoney, Chief Chewacki beat George Kondylis, Jack Hader beat Pete Managoff

Thursday, August 10, 1939

Golden Terror beat Nanjo Singh 18:00 DQ, Jack Hader beat Chief Chewacki, Red Ryan beat Ernie Powers, Rudy Strongberg drew Raoul Lopez, Bibber McCoy beat Juan Olaquivel

Thursday, August 17, 1939

Golden Terror beat Nanjo Singh 20:00 DQ, Jack Hader beat Juan Olaquivel, Bibber McCoy beat Pete Managoff, Rudy Strongberg beat Roy Haldeman, Red Ryan beat George Kondylis

Thursday, August 24, 1939

Thursday, August 31, 1939 Griffith Stadium 2,500

Monday, September 4, 1939 Griffith Stadium 15,000

Jack Hader drew Bob Wagner (Police field day benefit)

Thursday, September 7, 1939 Turner’s Arena

Thursday, September 14, 1939 Griffith Stadium

Thursday, September 21, 1939 Turner’s Arena

Ernie Dusek beat Nanjo Singh 23:00, Ralph Garibaldi beat Bob Wagner DQ, Bibber McCoy beat Rudy Strongberg, Jack Hader beat Joe Campbell, John Katan beat Ernie Powers

BEYER—So I talked to Don (Owens) and I promised, "When I finish in LA, I’ll come in for you."So when I went into LA, I went in there on a Thursday.I talked to the office and said, "You guys must not want me to come in here.I’m down here at the commission office and my name isn’t even in here to get a license."Jules Strongbow says, "Well, you’re not in here as Dick Beyer.""What the hell have you got me wrestling under?"He says, "We’re going to put a mask on you and call you The Destroyer."I said, "I don’t even have a mask."

When I went in there, I went in under the impression that I was going to be ‘Dick Beyer.’Now, while I was still in Honolulu, I had gotten heel pictures made.Five hundred

copies of five different pictures.I had one with the figure four leg lock on Lord Blears, because he taught me how to do it.Buddy Rogers had just retired, so I thought,

"Good, then I’ll use the figure four leg lock."So, I used the figure four leg lock in one, and had four other heel pictures.I shaved my head and went the whole nine

yards.I’ve still got them in a box downstairs.The first night that I wrestled with my hood on was a Friday night in San Diego.I don’t even remember my opponent. (pause)Don Duffy ... Don Duffy might have been the guy.

WHT—We checked our records and found that you worked with Seymour Koenig (aka Sid Freeman) on April 27, 1962.

BEYER—That might be right.Anyway, Hardy Kruskamp was the promoter.After the match, I went back to the dressing room and said, "All right, Hardy.You guys have had your rib.You go back and tell the office that I’m through as The Destroyer.That was the first and last match of The Destroyer."He looks panicked and says, ‘No, you’ve got to work for at least four weeks.We’ve booked you that far ahead.’"Well, after four weeks, I’m taking it off."

WHT—Was that because it was hard to work in?

BEYER—It was several things.First of all, I had no masks.The first mask I used was given to me

by Vic Christy and it was a joke.Vic was the biggest ribber in the business.It was full of moth holes and was a full body outfit.It slipped down over my head.It had two eye holes, no nose, and no mouth.I said, "I ain’t wearin’ this."I couldn’t breath.I couldn’t see.I couldn’t do anything with it, and I had never worked under a hood.

WHT—What changed your mind?

BEYER—Ox Anderson was in the dressing room that night.He says, ‘Dick, try this on,’ and he threw me a mask.It was very similar to the one I wear now.I put it on and said, "Hey, this isn’t bad.I can breathe with it ... I can eat with it ... I can see ... I have peripheral vision.

What’s this made out of?"Ox says, ‘It’s made out of a woman’s girdle.’I said, "Can I use this tomorrow night in San Bernardino," because that’s where I was wrestling the next night.He said, ‘Yeah.’So I used it and, on Sunday, my wife and I went shopping for girdles.

That’s a true story.I tell people that when I speak at banquets. My wife made them from then on.We bought what was called a panty-hose garter belt.They were kind of like a girdle and a garter belt.Women used to wear silk stockings, so they had these garters that hung down to hold the stockings up.We went into a Woolworth’s department store and I put these on upside down.Here I am, standing in the lingerie department with my wife, putting girdles on my head.Large ones ... long, narrow ones.They had them small, medium, large ... short, medium, tall ... so I took a dozen of the small-tall.Before I was through, there was about twenty people standing around, looking at me trying on these girdles.My wife’s pulling the garter belts up around my head, trying to see if she could finish off the top.She bought some bias binding ... red, blue, green.

That was the start of the Destroyer. After four weeks, though, I had tripled the best income I ever made.I thought, "Well, I’ll try it for awhile." A year and a half later, Jules came into the dressing room and said, ‘We’re going to take the mask off tonight.’I said, "Uh-uh.Uh-uh.That’s why I know how to wrestle.Nobody’s taking this off."They said, ‘We have to.’"You don’t have to ... and you’re not going to.There isn’t anybody in this dressing room that’s strong enough or mean enough to take this mask off."They said, ‘We told the people we were going to take the mask off of you.’I said, "Well ... not tonight."

I didn’t take it off.They had about six people at ringside to keep me from getting out, but in the middle of the match, I left the ring, up the aisle, and didn’t come

back. I left the (Los Angeles) territory and went to work for Don Owen, since I had promised him to come in there when I left Honolulu.

The story behind that is that Don had loaned Ed Francis the money to get the promotion started in Honolulu.Don came to Honolulu and was sitting at ringside for the first live studio wrestling program.It was the first time that I had started to work heel.I didn’t just go into the ring and start kicking, stomping, and booting.I talked like I was a very educated person from the East.I said, "I went to Syracuse University, not some ‘Mickey Mouse’ University here in Hawaii.The Ivy League schools are the educated ones."I used that kind of an angle to build my heat.Don Owen pulled me aside and asked, "How about coming to Oregon?"I said, "I’d love to.Could I start at the end of April?"So, I got a date booked and planned to go to Oregon from Honolulu, then back to Syracuse.As I mentioned before (WHT #4), Blassie got me booked in LA, so I had to postpone my Oregon trip.

After Malone and partner "Diamond" Dallas Page lost their headlining tag-team match to Rodman and "Hollywood" Hulk Hogan, Malone slammed the referee into a theatrical snooze.

The ref, some guy named Charles, deserved it, of course.

Like pro wrestling’s typically inept third guy in the ring (or the fourth, fifth or sometimes sixth, depending on which illegal ally jumps in—as some guy named Disciple, I think, did at the end of this match), Charles was in a different time zone from the fight.

And of course, he let Hogan and Rodman win unfairly. That was "the Bash’s" lesson to good guys everywhere.

But no one seemed the worse for wear. And because Malone got paid again, allegedly handsomely for less than an hour’s work, the real losers were any in the $29.95 pay-per-view audience who really wanted to see Malone and Rodman go hold-for-hold very long in the ring.

But at least Malone got to kick Rodman around a little and slam him into the canvas with some lift-and-drop thing called a "diamond cutter"—apparently named for Malone’s tag-team partner in defeat—sandwiched around Rodman getting a headlock on Malone and hitting him in the back.

Probably folks who paid to see this "Bash" in person in San Diego’s Cox Arena, and those who’d regularly buy these pro wrestling pay-per-views even without the Malone-Rodman hype, knew what was coming.

But for the uninitiated, like yours truly, this was the equivalent of a bad concert. You know, where the headliners play a short set after a couple of hours of warmup acts. The wrestler who shaved his own head after losing was pretty funny, and it was mildly amusing to see NFL linebacker Kevin Greene get creamed by some guy taller than Malone and chunkier than Hogan.

But for the most part, I kept trying to lead catcalls to give the undercard the hook and get the headliners on. I guess they didn’t hear me, or agree, in San Diego.

Did it matter to her if yesterday’s Bash at the Beach show was fake?

"I don’t care," said 13-year-old Marie Wallace of Lawton, Okla. "It’s like a soap opera. You watch it, and you really get into it. It doesn’t matter whether it’s real."

Her ride—a silver-haired grandmother from Santee who paid $27.50 for tickets—shrugged.

That’s how it is when professional wrestling imitates life.

What, a near-capacity crowd of 10,000ish worry if the Battle of the NBA Stars and friends was on the up-and-up? Or the audience watching on pay-per-view (suggested retail: $29.95)? Naw.

However, suspension of disbelief on the realm of a "Home Alone" movie was helpful to fully enjoy one of the year’s biggest events on the World Championship Wrestling/New World Order tour, maybe the biggest show of its ilk ever to hit San Diego.

In the main tag-team event, "bigger than any world title match or championship event" (the words of ring announcer Michael Buffer), Rodman and "Hollywood" Hogan rumbled with Rodman’s rival, Karl Malone of the Utah Jazz, and Diamond Dallas Page.

After about 15 minutes of acting—er, action—Rodman and Hogan were declared winners. Alas, this was a controversial victory, coming moments after Hogan’s bodyguard leaped into the ring, cold-cocked Page, aka DDP, and let Hogan pin him.

It appeared that Malone, aka The Mailman and a pro wrestling aficionado making his debut, thought he and DDP got jobbed, because he grabbed the referee and body-slammed him.

Who knows if this was just part of the script? Neither he nor any of the other contestants nor even Bobby "The Brain" Heenan, analyzing on TV, were made available for interviews afterward.

But Rodman divulged to a friendly Chicago Tribune reporter, "We practiced some moves for a day, and I was all for it because we were putting on a show and people were paying good money. We did it."

Yup. Rodman made a reported $1.5 million for his appearance, Malone $900,000.

Rodman said he injured his back, and compared the bash to an NBA Finals vs. Malone thusly: "This is a lot worse. A lot worse. A lot worse. You’re getting slammed and elbowed and kicked. You really feel it. I’m going to be sore as hell."

The paying customers weren’t sore, even if some broke out into sheer giggles watching Rodzilla and Mailman flopping and seeing how much less believable the sport is in person.

They started arriving at 1 o’clock, three hours before the event was to start. They stood in line for hours, biding time by buying WCW/NWO souvenirs, including a commemorative Bash at the Beach ‘98 T-shirt ($15), and cheering when limousines and, finally, Rodman’s Hummer arrived in the parking lot.

Said Rex Stevens, who said he made the trip from Lancaster and was delighting in the $57.50 ringside seats because he got to touch Rodman after DDP threw him out over the ropes: "This was good, clean fun for the whole family."

The show itself, all 2-1/2 hours, was tacky. As desired.

There was a faux "Gilligan’s Island" beach backdrop. Participants entered through smoke and indoor fireworks.

The throng was predominantly young males, many dressed in black, and could’ve passed for a well-behaved Metallica crowd aware of the red light of the TV cameras and brandishing signs of relevancy:

"Wrestling Is Fake."

"Jericho Is Cartman’s Mother."

"The Guy Behind Me Can’t See."

It wasn’t a partisan, Dodgers vs. Giants crowd, though. Fans often cheered and booed both, or all four, wrestlers. Those earning standing O’s were Giant, a 7-foot-4 specimen who quickly pinned Carolina Panthers pass-rusher Kevin Greene; and Bill Goldberg, aka Goldberg, who dominated the muscular but unfortunate Curt Hennig for the "WCW heavyweight title."

The biggest roars were saved for Buffer’s introduction (they say he made $8,000 to do his thing) of Rodman, who wore a bandana that concealed his hair color, and a special, not-for-sale Rodzilla T-shirt and jeans that covered up his tattoos. Malone went topless with purple pants, like his partner.

Mostly the hoop stars paled in comparison to their veteran tag-teamers.

Rodman pretended to be scared when Malone entered the ring and jumped through the ropes. Malone delivered the fewest body slams, and his acting in particular seemed to be C-movie caliber.

But he did have a key co-starring role late in the match.

Malone grabbed the head of a seemingly tiring Hogan and slammed it into a turnbuckle as the crowd counted, flawlessly, 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10-11!

On the count of 10, Malone let go of the head.

It’s the wrestling itself that baffles this particular moron. When Hollywood Hulk Hogan is getting spun around in a Shoulder Holder Death Throw by Stone Cold Steve Austin, why does Hulk just lay there like a carp and take it?

Conversely, when Hulk spin-tosses Stone Cold into the ropes to clothesline him on the rebound, why does Stone Cold come off the ropes with all the reflexes of a driverless forklift?

Now that professional wrestling has eclipsed AIDS, feminism, and Civil Rights as the No. 1 attention-getter in America, these and many other questions about the sport of dings will no doubt be debated for many years to come.

I know what you are thinking. Doesn’t this idiot know that professional wrestling is staged? That it’s simply marginal theater, or what marginal theater would be if Shakespeare had dosed himself against writer’s block with steroids and animal tranquilizers?

I used to think like that, but then professional wrestling got big and started luring serious names like Karl Malone. When that happened, it was time to give wrestling some respect. Perhaps it wasn’t as fake as it seemed.

Actually, the time came when the World Wrestling Federation called me. You didn’t hear about it because Karl and the "Bash at the Beach" got all the media attention, but it’s true. In an effort to capitalize on the competitive nature of our livelihoods, the WWF was putting together an all-star lineup of wrestling newspaper columnists.

Cable refused to carry the match, so I will simply give you the highlights here. On Saturday, syndicated columnist Pat "The Goose Stepper" Buchanan and I tag-wrestled Dear Abby and Hillary Rodham Clinton, at the Mash ‘N’ Kill in Nashville.

As expected, my trademark sneaky spine kick proved very effective against elderly women. Scratch Van Buren. We would have won except that when Buchanan was swinging Rodhamzilla around by her ears, preparatory to a launch in the direction of the concession stand, the Secret Service shot him in the leg.

Outraged by this clear (but scripted) violation of WWF rules, I jumped up and down on a small referee until I split the seat in my purple sparkle tights.

If you still have doubts, there is the issue of money. Though officially the losers, Buchanan and I split a small fortune in two-for-one burrito coupons.

Take it from me, professional wrestling doesn’t get more realistic than this. So, those who believe that the sport is the first thing for which human beings will have to apologize profusely upon encountering intelligent life elsewhere in the universe, you owe the entire wrestling industry an apology.

Gone are the days when the state of professional wrestling made reasonable people long for the dignity and nobility of Roller Derby. Wrestling just may save civilization.

Seriously, life on this planet would be much more tolerable if real differences like those that exist between Karl Malone and Dennis Rodman, or even Hillary and Pat, were settled on a canvas mat.

By a show of hands, how many people would object if the scrap between Microsoft and the federal government had been settled in the ring by Bill Gates and Janet Reno? See? Except for the guy who doesn’t want to see Reno in sparkle tights, it’s unanimous.

MINNEAPOLIS, May 22 (AP) -- Ed "Strangler" Lewis, world’s heavyweight wrestling champion, retained his title here tonight, throwing Stanislaus Zbyszko, former champion, for the only fall of the contest. Lewis’ famous headlock threw Zbyszko in 1 hour and 39 minutes.

It was agreed before the contest that should there be no fall within ninety minutes, one fall would decide the winner. The match was a gruelling struggle, with Lewis employing his headlock repeatedly, but the former champ broke about a dozen such holds before he gave way to it.

Zbyszko followed up each break from the headlock with a toe hold, from which the champion was able to wrestle himself free each time.

(Ed. Note—The following may serve as a reminder of an extraordinarily fascinating World Wide Web page devoted to professional wrestling, including an exhaustive study of 20^th Century title histories. Check it out, starting at the title history page index:

http://www.albany.net/~hit/puroresu/titles/world/world-h/index.html

There follows the initial stages of the World Title history.)

George Hackenschmidt

1901/11

Vienna, AUSTRIA

Wins world championship tournament; wins tournaments in Paris, Hamburg, St. Petersburg, Elberfield, and Berlin in the same year; wins European Greco-Roman title from Tom Cannon on 1902/09/04 in Liverpool, ENGLAND; wins recognition as World champion on 1904/01/30 in London, ENGLAND, defeating Ahmed Madrali; defeats American champion Tom Jenkins on 1905/05/04 in New York, NY to become recognized champion in North America.

Frank Gotch

1908/04/03

Chicago, IL

Retires as champion in 1913.

Henry Ordemann

13

Omaha, NE

Said to defeat Jess Westegaard for the title (no verification has been found for this match).

Charlie Cutler

14/02

Cutler has been American Heavyweight champion in Illinois and is billed as World Heavyweight Champion after 14/02; said to defeat Ordemann in 14/07 in Minneapolis, MN for the title (no verification has been found for this match).

Joe Stecher

15/07/05

Omaha, NE

Defeats Cutler with Frank Gotch in attendance.

Earl Caddock

17/04/09

Omaha, NE

Joe Stecher [2]

20/01/30

New York, NY

Ed "Strangler" Lewis

20/12/13

New York, NY

Stanislaus Zbyszko

21/05/06

New York, NY

Ed "Strangler" Lewis [2]

22/03/03

Wichita, KS

Wayne Munn

25/01/08

Kansas City, MO

Stanislaus Zbyszko [2]

25/04/15

Philadelphia, PA

Munn continues to be recognized as champion in Michigan and Illinois.

Joe Stecher [3]

25/05/30

St. Louis, MO

Ed "Strangler" Lewis [3]

28/02/21

St. Louis, MO

Has defeated Wayne Munn on 28/02/02 in Michigan City, IN to win the Michigan/Illinois version of the title; unified with the main line on 28/02/21.

Gus Sonnenberg

29/01/04

Boston, MA

Recognition withdrawn by the wrestling section of National Boxing Association in 29 for failing to meet "real" contenders.

Byers spent most of her life in the Houston area, where she acted as a real estate agent and fitness trainer long after her retirement from the ring, sadly from a car accident of some sort. I believe she helped train champion Penny Banner and several other top top lady wrestlers. Indeed the legends legend. Byers came into the Billy Wolfe camp of women wrestlers quite awhile after Mildred Burke; and "all the great girl wrestlers came thru Billy Wolfe," Ms. Thies said. Terese should know—she was one of the all-time great lady wrestlers herself. Burke and Byers are generally regarded as the Lou Thesz, alltime shoot-hooker greats of women’s pro wrestling. To correct a misconception, Fabulous Moolah had only a few days training with Wolfe; and really was with the separate Jack Pfeffer group. Billy was a genius in terms of promoting out the girls to all the circuit promoters, and making all the big money which he withheld in large part from the athletes. He was married to several of his stars (Pfeffer called them "my freaks" and even aggressively interrupted the start of many rival shows by getting on the p.a. and saying "come see MY freaks, come to my wrestling show") including obviously Mildred Burke and later Nell Stewart who was left penniless and distraught after he dumped her for yet another lady wrestler. Nell had been billed as the Betty Grable & Marilyn Monroe of her time and former ladies champion Ida Mae Martinez constantly looks after her and helps her financially even tho she’s several states away.

"June was also one of the prettiest lady wrestlers, altho Billy Wolfe said the opposite. Mae Young was, too," Ms. Thies told me last night. Nel and June ran the two separate camps of traveling lady wrestlers for Wolfe—that were constantly traveling. At one time, they were like the Haystack and Andre show of their time—in constant demand by all promoters in all circuits. On occasion, there were all lady shows and yes, there were several matches (still debate on whether they were shoots) between Burke and Byers. Altho it’s claimed Moolah at one time defeated Byers somewhere for a piece of the women’s title, Ms. Thies said "that never occurred and Byers retired, undefeated. She was one of the greatest wrestlers ever. She was never taken in a shoot by anyone," Thies said.

I just turned on Howard Stern and missed most of whatever was being discussed about Fred Blassie—but he was mentioned on the radio today. Stern said "he’s one of those old guys who has a philosophy on everything."

So many great legends in Seattle last weekend including promoter Tex Porter, I’d be remiss if I didn’t mention Ted Allen who was not only a fine wrestler for the NWA for many years, but also trained Arn Anderson, Ray Traylor, Riggs, Randy Anderson and other greats. Ted still wrestles, has a moving company and trains people on occasion—and if anyone deserves to work behind the office or as a road agent—it’s Ted. Ox Anderson was on the road so much in the ‘60s and early ‘70s that his kids went to schools in CA, TX, Utah where he lives now, NY, Jersey, Calgary, Toronto, Vancouver and more. Ox and many others at Dean’s Reunion said what a character Sandor Szabo was, how much they loved Charlie Moto (L.A. booker Mr. Moto) and Jules Strongbow, who ran L.A., and Hardy Kruskamp. Ox has many stories—including several with a spatula on Stu Hart. Bill Crouch told the story of how Flair, when he first started for Verne, was driving really fast and hit a deer, not knowing the antlers had punctured his gas tank (somewhere outside of Springfield, IL). Once he got to the AWA show where he was going he said he couldn’t understand why he kept running out of gas every few miles! Bill is a net person, gets this newsletter and wants to know if anyone’s heard of what Tony Charles and Vic Rossitani are up to.
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Okay, I’ll admit it, though the memory still pains me.

I have seen Goldberg naked.

And I’ve seen him with tears in his eyes.

I’ve seen him hug another man. I’ve seen him smile and laugh and I’ve even seen what he admitted to recently when asked if he had a feminine side: "Well, I shave my body and I like to shop."

Yes, the truth can finally be told, the no-holds-barred truth. Goldberg is human. He can actually be nice to children and puppy dogs.

Just don’t tell him I said so.

But I know it’s true. See, I knew Goldberg, the nation’s hottest professional wrestler, undefeated champion of the world, vanquisher of Hollywood Hulk Hogan!!!!!! ... I knew him when he was Bill Goldberg, Georgia football player, and I was the Georgia beat reporter for the Atlanta Journal-Constitution. I interviewed him in the locker room,

watched him share joy and sorrow with teammates, saw him commit acts of kindness.

When I first met Bill, he was a little lost freshman who couldn’t find his way to Athens, Ga. He showed up late for his first day as one of Vince Dooley’s Dawgs.

You couldn’t help but like him, mostly because of his impish smile. He wasn’t the best defensive lineman ever at Georgia, but he had good numbers (348 tackles, eighth-best in school history) and was plenty tough. Former Ole Miss coach Billy Brewer called him "a warlord ... a gun-toting, knife-toting bad guy." Goldberg couldn’t have heard a better compliment if he had thought it up himself.

He loved to talk, the self-proclaimed Mouth of the South, a lifelong Oakland Raiders fan who didn’t mind challenging opponents verbally before pounding them physically (which is ironic because his wrestling handlers don’t let him talk on TV, just grunt). He was, as sportswriters say, my "go-to guy," the first player I approached after a game because he would have the best quotes. I quoted Goldberg so much that when I left the paper some friends gave me a Georgia jersey with the number 95 -- Goldberg’s number.

As a talker, Goldberg never disappointed. And he always had a story.

On being scouted for the first time in high school by Georgia: "I went out before the game and ate a 38-ounce T-bone steak. On the second or third play of the game, I chased the quarterback out of bounds. I fell on my stomach and there went the 38-ounce T-bone. I didn’t play the rest of the game. I felt like I had a pound of lead in my stomach."

On being recruited: "I went to one school that I’m not going to name. The first night there, they introduced me to a girl who was really nice. Then it started snowing, and I got snowed in there five or six days. It was the most fun I’ve ever had."

On being a bouncer: "I was 17 years old, and on my first night, the owner pulled a handful of hair out of some guy’s head. ... The sickest thing I ever saw was a guy taking a bite out of another guy’s cheek."

He partied with Jimmy Buffett, raced sailboats and piloted the Goodyear blimp—all before leaving college. "You know," he said at the time, "I tell these stories and nobody believes me. But they are all true."

I’ve seen Goldberg just once since he left Georgia after the 1989 season, and that for only a minute during his brief NFL career. The last time we talked at length was during the days leading up to the Peach Bowl his senior season. Like any good reporter, I went out to find the

players. I found Goldberg in a strip joint. I bought him a beer. Next thing I know he’s sitting in a chair on the stage. Five of the "ladies" are peeling off his shirt and singing Happy Birthday.

As his father once told me, "He’s just a normal American boy ... but bigger than most."

Now, at least when it comes to professional wrestling, he’s the biggest of them all.
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(From Kevin Von Erich’s web page: www.vonerich.com)

Jack Adkisson, an imposing 6 feet 4 inches at 260 pounds, was a former collegiate football star at Southern Methodist University and played professionally with the Dallas Texans. He began his wrestling career in 1954 under the name Fritz VonErich, a villain working under the premise of being a Nazi sympathizer, with the accompanying goose step march and Iron Cross. In Japan, it is believed that Jack was born in Berlin, Germany and immigrated to Dallas, Texas when he was 13. He had his first match in Japan in November, 1966, where his nickname was "Tetsu no Tsume" (Nails of the Iron). Jack received a double scholarship from SMU—for music and football. He still holds the Dallas record for high jump.

As a promoter, he worked with the governing bodies of the NWA in promoting the sport in his native Texas. When a dispute arose among the NWA members, Fritz formed World Class Championship Wrestling, headquartered in Dallas, Texas. His dream was to build an entertainment empire—his plan was to use his sons as the foundation upon which to build that empire.

Jack and his wife Doris, had six sons. Jack, Jr. died of electrocution in 1959 at age 7. As his remaining five sons grew, they were all trained as wrestlers, and he built an international TV wrestling empire around their prowess. They were considered a wrestling dynasty. At its height, from 1980 to 1985, the WCCW television show was syndicated in 66 U.S. markets, and in Japan, Latin America, and the Middle East. The Von Erichs once wrestled in front of 40,000 people at Texas Stadium, and they nearly always filled the arenas where they competed. The brothers were known and admired world-wide and competed in and won championships in several of the existing wrestling promotions in the US. With five young gifted brothers in the ring and a father with years of promotional experience, the future for the VonErich family could not have seemed any brighter—but that bright light of optimism would evolve into a brief flicker symbolizing the fading dreams of a family and the most tragic paths that the sport has ever known.

Fritz is best known for his "Iron Claw" .... the paralyzing grip on their opponents. No other wrestler in the world could match this vicious hold.

His last match was May 6, 1984 in Irving, Texas, where he teamed with sons Kevin & Mike to defeat The Fabulous Freebirds.

Mr. Von Erich, whose real name was Jack Adkisson, was found to have brain cancer six weeks ago. The cancer was found after Mr. Adkisson, 68, was admitted to Baylor University Medical Center in Dallas for treatment after a mild stroke.

A memorial service for Mr. Adkisson will be at noon Saturday at First Baptist Church in Dallas. Burial will be in Grove Hill Cemetery in Dallas. Schmitz-Floyd- Andersen Funeral Home in Denton is handling the arrangements.

Mr. Adkisson, who retired from wrestling in the 1980s, was the father of the beloved Von Erichs, who reigned over World Class Championship Wrestling for years. From his trademark "Iron Claw" paralyzing grip on opponents, to the popularity of his five wrestling sons, Mr. Adkisson built the Von Erich family as icons.

Mr. Adkisson’s only surviving son, Kevin, 40, thanked wrestling fans for their years of support.

"We would like to express thanks to the fans and community for their prayers, love and support," Kevin Adkisson said. "Dad loved them very much."

In the 1980s, misfortune mounted, and bit by bit the Von Erich story became less about wrestling and more about destruction. Three of Mr. Adkisson’s five wrestling sons—Kerry, Mike and Chris—committed suicide. David died in 1984 after suffering from an intestinal infection while wrestling in Japan.

In 1959, Mr. Adkisson’s first son, Jack Jr., died from an accidental electrical shock at age 7.

Mr. Adkisson was part entertainer, part athlete, part businessman.

His wrestling career took off in the 1950s, with World War II still a fresh memory. His stage name was invented for its appeal on wrestling marquees. He took Fritz from a family name and Erich from his mother’s maiden name. If he was going to play the bad guy, Mr. Adkisson figured, he was going to be very bad.

"The German gimmick was a natural," said a longtime friend, William "Cowboy Bill" Watts Jr., 58, of Tulsa, Okla., who wrestled against Mr. Adkisson. "With that scowl of his, he was an easy guy to hate."

Mr. Adkisson, once a lineman for Southern Methodist University and the American Football League’s Dallas Texans, was an imposing 6 feet 4 inches tall and weighed 260 pounds.

In arenas across the state and nation, his wrestling led to boos and jeers from the crowd. But at home in Dallas, he was every fan’s hero.

Bill Mercer, a longtime friend of Mr. Adkisson’s, is a retired baseball broadcaster who announced World Class Championship Wrestling. Mr. Adkisson was one of the good guys, Mercer said, but Von Erich was one of the bad ones.

"He was one of the baddest," Mercer said. "Wrestlers told me that he put everything he could into every bout. These guys loved hitting each other. People think this stuff is all fake. Guys like Fritz, no. I’ve seen him beaten to a pulp."

Johnny Valentine, 69, a Fort Worth resident, wrestled for almost 30 years and had many bouts against Mr. Adkisson.</